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SUBJECT: Hey, Little Dick!

Sadly, Eliot, you are somewhat shorter than the average cock.

In fact, your penis is the size of a little prepubescent boy’s (between the age of 5 and 10 years old). You have a WEE WEE and your penis is too small to be considered a true dick.

Girls giggle and point to your wee wee the first time they see it, and most girls want to take a picture to show their friends! They certainly end up telling all their friends and all having a good laugh about you!

Having a Wee Wee makes it hard to have sex at all, and it makes it impossible to do such positions as doggy and spooning.

You have a hard time peeing standing up because it doesn't reach out of your pants very far, and when it's cold you have to sit to pee, just to not pee on your pants, or all over the toilet.

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